📧 After your order: you'll receive an email with:
- Your order confirmation
- Your machine number (limited series numbered from 1 to 2,500)
- A "friend of the machine" code to share the adventure and win goodies (I'd rather give you sweatshirts or machines than give money to Meta 😊)
For VIPs: You should've gotten your access by now. If not, shoot me a quick reply!
Launch event on Friday, September 12th in Paris
The idea is simple: finally meet each other! Celebrate together the beginning of this collective adventure. You'll be able to discover the machine in real life, meet the team (Alexis, the Elium team, Benjamin, Pascale, Paul...).
📍 Location: to be confirmed this week (I had imagined an outdoor gathering, but with the unpredictable weather, I'm looking for a sheltered venue. By the way, if you know of one, I'm all ears!)
🕐 Time: from 7pm (Paris-time)
📝 Register here so I can anticipate the number of attendees (but feel free to come even at the last minute!).
Why pre-order?
Because the 2,500 copies of this first series will be unique: numbered, signed, with exclusive content! And also because you'll be behind the scenes of an adventure that's just beginning!
February 2026 might seem far away. But it's the time needed to:
- Manufacture the injection molds
- Finalize production in France
- Assemble each machine with care
- Test, number, and pack with love
And above all: this first series of 2,500 is unique — numbered, signed, with exclusive content. It's also about being backstage of this adventure that's just beginning!
Thank you
Thank you for following this project, for believing in this absurd object, for understanding that sometimes we need useless machines to question those that claim to be useful. You make possible this little poetic rebellion against the ambient gloom and soulless tech.
We'll talk or see each other again after the launch! Have great days until then.
See you Tuesday! 🎯
Olivier